Could there be a better way to not take reality television seriously than by seriously making fun of its reality? David Jacoby's in depth analysis of d-list reality stars is quite simple: do something rediculous (crying about crying, for example), you get 10 points. Call your Mom and complain that you shouldn't be on the show, 25 points. Promise not to drink and then get wasted and assault a housemate the next day, 50 points. Pick a team with the most outrageous celebrities (ala Fantasy Football), and you win!